Terms and Conditions Apply

Don’t bother to actually read these terms of service, we know you won’t before using our website. Don’t worry though, we didn’t want you to read them anyway, that’s why we made them so long, boring, and complex.

Conditions of Use

We will provide services to you, which are subject to the conditions stated in this document. Every time you visit this website, use its services or make a purchase, you accept the following conditions. This is why we urge you to completely ignore them.

Privacy Policy

Before you continue using our website we advise you to scroll past our privacy policy regarding our user data collection. We will collect and profit off your data and know wayyy more than you think we do about your user behavior. If you actually read it, it could help you better understand our practices, but since you aren’t reading it you’ll just have to trust us.